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BORN FROM THE ASHES OF A HIGHWAY PILE UP, KNIFEHAMMER WAS FORMED IN MAY
OF 1987, FOLLOWING A HEAD ON COLLISION BETWEEN THE TOUR BUS'S OF
LEGENDARY METAL GODS CHEWING HORSES AND INFAMOUS PSYCHO PUNKS THE
FISTING PANDA'S. AFTER TWO YEARS OF PHYSIO THERAPY AND
RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY, THE NEWLY FORMED SUPERGROUP WAS READY TO
ROCK, AND SET OUT TO RECORD THEIR FIRST ALBUM, NICE TRUCK. SALES
WERE POOR, AND THE BAND WENT ON SHORT TERM HIATUS, DURING WHICH TIME
THERE WAS A CHEWING HORSES REUNION TOUR. ALSO DURING THIS TIME,
CAPTAIN BUK BUK AND MR. BROWN TOWN CHOSE TO LEAVE THE SECT. THEIR
SPOTS WERE FILLED BY THE SEX VACUUM ON DRUMS, AND FATHER PHALLUS,
WHO TOOK THE ROLE OF FRONT MAN. KNIFEHAMMER WROTE AND TOURED
EXTENSIVELY BETWEEN 1991 - 1997, RELEASING THREE ALBUMS : HOOKED ON
COLONICS, URINE NATION, AND JAPANESE BREAKTHROUGH HIT WHITE THRASH.
THINGS WERE GOING GREAT UNTIL THE TRAGIC HORSE RAMPAGE DEATH OF THE
SEX VACUUM DURING A LIBENIZER STALLION SHOW IN TORONTO. KNIFEHAMMER
AGAIN ENTERED STASIS AS FATHER PHALLUS, STATIC RAZOR AND YOUTH JIHAD
PONDERED WHAT TO DO. THEIR QUESTIONS WERE ANSWERED BY THE RETURN OF
CAPTAIN BUK BUK, WHO BREATHED FRESH LIFE INTO THE CULT. ENERGY AND
ENTHUSIASM WERE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH, AND THE FLOORS RAN WITH SPILT
BEER AND BLOOD AS KNIFEHAMMER AGAIN RAMPAGED THE STAGE. KNIFEHAMMER
RELEASED THEIR FIFTH STUDIO ALBUM, PRECIOUS METAL, AND BEGAN AN
EXTENSIVE TOUR OF EASTERN EUROPE AND ASIA THAT LASTED 17 MONTHS. THE
TOUR ENDED WHEN CAPTAIN BUK BUK LOST HIS ARM IN A SWORD FIGHT WITH A
MEMBER OF FINNISH BLACK METAL BAND GOREPUKER. KNIFEHAMMER WAS
INCOMPLETE ONCE AGAIN. IT WAS PROPHESIZED THAT THE METAL ATTACK MUST
STRIKE FORTH TO OBLIVION, AND TO THAT END MR. T WAS RECRUITED TO
PLAY DRUMS, AND AN ADDITIONAL AXMEN, THE MOORE, WAS ENSLAVED. MR.
T'S POWERFUL DRUMMING AND THE MOORES SAVAGERY CREATED A KNIFEHAMMER
MORE POWERFUL AND VICIOUS THEN EVER BEFORE. AFTER A YEAR OF HECTIC
BATTLE, MR.T WAS REUNITED WITH THE A-TEAM, AND IS NOW SECRETLY
OPERATING UNDERCOVER IN AN OTTAWA VALLEY PUPPY MILL INVESTIGATION.
BEREFT, KNIFEHAMMER CALLED UPON THE FORCES OF DARKNESS, AND SOLD
THEIR SOULS TO LUCIFER, WHO NOW DRUMS SKULLS IN A HUMAN FORM ASSUMED
FOR THAT PURPOSE. CAPTAIN BUK BUK HAS SINCE ACQUIRED A HIGH TECH
ROBOTIC ARM, AND, PREACHING THE MOTTO " METAL IS STRONGER THAN
BONE" HAS BEEN KNOWN TO GRACE THE STAGE WITH KNIFEHAMMER
OCCASIONALLY. HE IS ALSO INVOLVED IN A NEWLY FORMED GROUP WITH MR.
BROWNTOWN, LYLE LOVETT AND JONNY RICK. KNIFEHAMMER WILL EITHER KILL
YOU OR GIVE YOU AN ONSTAGE VASECTOMY IN THE NAME OF VOLUNTARY HUMAN
EXTINCTION. FEAR US!
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PETERBOROUGH Venues
that KNIFEHAMMER has PERFORMED in:
The
Underdog, Grassroots
Café (The),
Market
Hall (The), Fleming
Park, Red
Dog (The)
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